“Someone once asked me why people sing. I answered that they sing for many of the same reasons the birds sing. They sing for a mate, to claim their territory, or simply to give voice to the delight of being alive in the midst of a beautiful day. Perhaps more than the birds do, humans hold a grudge. They sing to complain of how grievously they have been wronged, and how to avoid it in the future. They sing to help themselves execute a job of work. They sing so the subsequent generations won’t forget what the current generation endured, or dreamed, or delighted in.” - Linda Ronstadt
A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards.
I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh.
What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death-whinny? - Dr. Horrible
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
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