Trying to do home projects at the house is a pain when you are cursed.
I have the patience to work through most all problems and a knowledge of many cuss words that help blow off steam.
In the zombie apocalypse it well be important to have friends that will help you make things better... but it is equally important to know people who can help make things much, much worse.
Sure, it's nice to know someone who has a set of left-handed micro double metric pre-war combloc open ended spanners but it's also great to know someone who has access to explosives!
Yes, there was a slight sense of accomplishment getting the faucet installed today, but if I could have blown that fraking thing into a low orbit with some c4 it would have relived a lot of stress! plus, they fix the plumbing for you when you go to prison.
Long story short: have the right tools for the right job, send the kids outside and hydrate before all home projects but remember: it sure would be nice if we had some grenades don't ya think?
Use code: " blog5 " to get 5% off in our store and remember, $2.69 Flat Rate US shipping or free US shipping on orders over $20
www.zombietacticalcord.com
I have the patience to work through most all problems and a knowledge of many cuss words that help blow off steam.
In the zombie apocalypse it well be important to have friends that will help you make things better... but it is equally important to know people who can help make things much, much worse.
Sure, it's nice to know someone who has a set of left-handed micro double metric pre-war combloc open ended spanners but it's also great to know someone who has access to explosives!
Yes, there was a slight sense of accomplishment getting the faucet installed today, but if I could have blown that fraking thing into a low orbit with some c4 it would have relived a lot of stress! plus, they fix the plumbing for you when you go to prison.
Long story short: have the right tools for the right job, send the kids outside and hydrate before all home projects but remember: it sure would be nice if we had some grenades don't ya think?
Use code: " blog5 " to get 5% off in our store and remember, $2.69 Flat Rate US shipping or free US shipping on orders over $20
www.zombietacticalcord.com
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